If You’re in the Bay this weekend
Yeah you have to put up with super skeezy burnouts and nuthing but Vietnamese hookers on the female tip, but it’s about the MUSIC man! It’s all about the music!
Add this to your ill-est
If you haven’t copped this album yet. DO IT!
14 Deadly Sins!!
From childhood through adolescence and now into adulthood I’ve been waiting for authorities to stop treating me like a kindergardner. With the release of the “7 New Categories of Sin” the Vatican proved to me that I will always be treated like a retard.
Seven More Sins, Thanks to Vatican
Lust, gluttony, greed and the rest of the seven deadly sins gathered in the 6th century will have to get used to a modern companion. A Vatican official has articulated seven new categories of sin “due to the phenomenon of globalization.”
“While sin used to concern mostly the individual, today it has mainly a social resonance,” Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti told L’Osservatore Romano, Vatican City’s local paper. Bloomberg News parsed his remarks into a clip-n-savable list:
1. “Bioethical” violations such as birth control
2. “Morally dubious” experiments such as stem cell research
3. Drug abuse
4. Polluting the environment
5. Contributing to widening divide between rich and poor
6. Excessive wealth
7. Creating poverty
Didn’t the 7 deadly sins come from God last time? Can you say “Self-Righteous?”
BLIP FESTIVAL: REFORMAT THE PLANET trailer from 2 Player Productions on Vimeo.
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I can’t really apologize to Lords of Apathy or jacking this video. This dude needs to be seen and fired.
Watching this video on the box back in 8th grade was crucial point in my musical development.
And of course! Your Jan Terri Clip of the day!
For some reason I always thought that McCain seemed like a pretty decent candidate for a Republican. Where the hell did I get that idea?
Heads everywhere can thank Will I.Am for the most destructive blow to the credibility of Hip-Hop in the since it’s creation.
“Miracle baby tossed 300 feet by twister found alive.”
Am I wrong to think that the picture is hilarious? Like someone just asked the kid, “OH MAN are you okay?!”
I want to go on a cruise ship!! Even if it’s on Lake Michigan in February. Just bring that hunky brother of yours, the one that sleeps in jeans and a sweater and you flaunt that incestous chemistry with.
Not many parks can compare with Northstar. This is a particularly juicey feature.
Looks like that kid who got his tongue stuck on the flagpole in “A Christmas Story” finally did something with his life and started grinding them instead.
Who sitting at their computer right now doesn’t wish they were this dude at Baker? Hard to beat for backcountry…
10 years ago I would have believed that Scientists would discover Noah’s Ark before skateboarding would be so integrated into mainstream culture that two professional skaters would have their own shows on MTV and another would be nominated for GQ’s Man of the Year.
I haven’t seen Life of Ryan so I can’t confirm whether or not its as lame as this graphic indicates. Who the christ approved this promo? The stylist on this shoot is lucky Ryan Sheckler’s got dreamy eyes and a Loveboat haircut. Ryan’s agent is using the show as a platform to transition his career to a douched out teenage heartthrob. Is this dude all over Teen BOP yet?
Not yet. High School Musical still has that shit on lock. Speaking of HSM–when are we NOT???–this edition of BOP is definitely worth the $4.99 cover price, inside: Zac finally opens up and explains how he gets that sexy, extremely huge left nostril and wonky eye; Nick talks about being single as an 11 year old teen star during a “point at the audience” photo shoot; and Emily reveals that she CAN keep a secret!!! My heart is POW-OW-OUNDING!!!
How does this work!?!?! Where is his mouth? I cannot stop looking. I cannot stop. Am I the only person that feels itchy? Definetely not lunchtime material, but certainly amazing.
The resemblence is uncanny. (HJ)
With a face like this you’re pretty much left with two career choices: Abusive Slave Owner or Cruella Deville. In all fairness I’d choose the slave-owner gig as well…what can I say? I like puppies:) But seriously, there’s more to a person than the worst thing that they’ve done, and that is VERY true of her. I’m told that in her spare time she likes making rosemary hummus and playing croquet.
Another great Holiday gift idea from Irondj.
Before the internet gave people access to everything the best resource for quality music has to have been skate and snowboard films. Skating around as a 9 year old listening to Souls of Mischief, Gangstarr and Rhythm Collision on my thirteen pound sony cassette player was pretty special. It almost makes it worthwhile that I had a mushroom cut for so long. Speaking of special, the good folks at Special Blend keep the tradition alive with their free First Chair/Last Call video. Enjoy.
My blood boils when people quote popular culture. Everyone BUT Dave Chappelle ruined Dave Chapelle with never-ending onslaughts of “I’m Rick James Bitch!” Rules, however, do not apply to R Kelly. He is the most outlandish, bat shit crazy singer out there right now. Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present to you the most qoutable video in 5 years…. Real Talk
Christmas is right around the corner. I dont know what’s on your list but I would kill for one of these bad boys.
